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Pink Monkey

Used to describe a woman's pussy or vagina because of its large flappy lips and tendency to drool when hungry
Damn bro your new Asian girl is bomb, you tapped that yet?

Yeah man just last night but her pink monkey was so tight I thought it was gonna bite my dick off!!
Pink Monkey by sirhamsterlot February 1, 2013

pink monkey

You do a pink monkey when you say something that has no link at all with the subject of a conversation. It is always surprising, (even sometimes shocking) and people do not know what to say then.
"-Yesterday, my grand father died.
- Oh I'm sorry for you... I love chocolates...
-... That was a big pink monkey!"

"I love chocolates" is a pink monkey
pink monkey by fucking french November 13, 2009

Pink Monkey

A Pink Monkey is a heart breaker or a player, someone that is good with the ladys known to break hearts with no remorse
That damn pink monkey @$$hole broke my heart
Pink Monkey by smertrios March 28, 2010

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

pink money 

The money obtained from a all female and gay male audience.
The richest Youtubers try to appeal mostly to female viewers, because there's more pink money than blue money.
pink money by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

pink money 

Money obtained from working hookers on the street.
I got a roll of pink money from my betty's last night
pink money by Cblax August 19, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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