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pink monkey

a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red ass of a monkey
stop dicking around in the trailer park, you pink monkey
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Pink Monkey

Used to describe a woman's pussy or vagina because of its large flappy lips and tendency to drool when hungry
Damn bro your new Asian girl is bomb, you tapped that yet?

Yeah man just last night but her pink monkey was so tight I thought it was gonna bite my dick off!!
Pink Monkey by sirhamsterlot February 1, 2013

pink monkey

You do a pink monkey when you say something that has no link at all with the subject of a conversation. It is always surprising, (even sometimes shocking) and people do not know what to say then.
"-Yesterday, my grand father died.
- Oh I'm sorry for you... I love chocolates...
-... That was a big pink monkey!"

"I love chocolates" is a pink monkey
pink monkey by fucking french November 13, 2009

Pink Monkey

A Pink Monkey is a heart breaker or a player, someone that is good with the ladys known to break hearts with no remorse
That damn pink monkey @$$hole broke my heart
Pink Monkey by smertrios March 28, 2010

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

pink money 

The money obtained from a all female and gay male audience.
The richest Youtubers try to appeal mostly to female viewers, because there's more pink money than blue money.
pink money by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

pink money 

Money obtained from working hookers on the street.
I got a roll of pink money from my betty's last night
pink money by Cblax August 19, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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