Pink Man
Pink Man by Neanderthal99 October 4, 2011
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An unemployed, leaching, hostel-living old guy donned from head to toe in a lycra hot pink unitard, with a matted grundle full of melting grundel butter from riding a unicycle in the streets all day long looking for handouts. He has also been known to wear a tiny cape and flap his arms like a chicken while riding around town.
Guy 1: Hey, look! It's Pink Man! What's that brown bubble near his ass on his unicycle seat???
Guy 2: Dude, that's sick!! He just sharted and I bet his grundel shit butter is running down his legs!!
Guy 2: Dude, that's sick!! He just sharted and I bet his grundel shit butter is running down his legs!!
Pink Man by Neanderthal99 September 29, 2011
the pink man
The pink man; is a United States one-dollar bill.
Width: 156 mm.
Height: 66 mm.
PaperType: 75% cotton 25% linen.
Bill series: 2006
Serial number: L35006319G
On the obverse of the note are the words, The pink man.
The pink man is a bill that chooses its owner, but as everyone who has ever had the pink man knows you do not own the pink man it owns you.
When the pink man chooses It's victim it will try not to get spent.
The pink man will hide in your wallet, it will hide in your pocket, it will hide any place that it can.
The pink man is fine when It's in your possession but hidden it will haunt you. The pink man hidden will cause you to be broke, you will get paid and then have nothing before you know it.
Now before you destruction your house looking for the pink man and spend it, give it away or dispose of it in anyway.
I heed a warning; th attempted disposition of the pink man will only make it worse and sometimes can spread the broken curse to friends and family.
You must avoid looking for the pink man. The only way to be rid of it is when the pink man decides to move on. This will happen when you are not broke but need one dollar or one more dollar and without thinking about it you will find the pink man.
Width: 156 mm.
Height: 66 mm.
PaperType: 75% cotton 25% linen.
Bill series: 2006
Serial number: L35006319G
On the obverse of the note are the words, The pink man.
The pink man is a bill that chooses its owner, but as everyone who has ever had the pink man knows you do not own the pink man it owns you.
When the pink man chooses It's victim it will try not to get spent.
The pink man will hide in your wallet, it will hide in your pocket, it will hide any place that it can.
The pink man is fine when It's in your possession but hidden it will haunt you. The pink man hidden will cause you to be broke, you will get paid and then have nothing before you know it.
Now before you destruction your house looking for the pink man and spend it, give it away or dispose of it in anyway.
I heed a warning; th attempted disposition of the pink man will only make it worse and sometimes can spread the broken curse to friends and family.
You must avoid looking for the pink man. The only way to be rid of it is when the pink man decides to move on. This will happen when you are not broke but need one dollar or one more dollar and without thinking about it you will find the pink man.
I have been cursed with the pink man 12 times a total of two years.
Finally free again I am living a happy and healthy new life.
Finally free again I am living a happy and healthy new life.
the pink man by left side December 30, 2011
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