This surname is a person of Italian decent. They portray as a straight person but is actually a in the closet gay. They are lover of the taint and strap ons.
The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to startSolar-Panelling the fuck out of him.
You would take her to the movies but they won't allow you to bring in snaccs ;)) That one girl you can get a pencil from. She always has food and is willing to share, just ask nicely
Emily: "OH MY GOD Penelli is like the coolest personever she always has food I love her so much"
noun. Surname and/or nickname for a big-ass gym teacher who kinda looks like terminator, usually has a very hot daughter whom you can only date by sneaking around such gym teacher.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.