This surname is a person of Italian decent. They portray as a straight person but is actually a in the closet gay. They are lover of the taint and strap ons.
The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.
You would take her to the movies but they won't allow you to bring in snaccs ;)) That onegirl you can get a pencil from. She always has food and is willing to share, just ask nicely
Emily: "OH MY GOD Penelli is like the coolest person ever she always has food I love her so much"
noun. Surname and/or nickname for a big-ass gym teacher who kinda looks like terminator, usually has a very hot daughter whom you can only date by sneaking around such gym teacher.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.