An absolute idiot, someone who has done something completely dumb and deserve to be called a pinecone. Can be sometime abbreviated to cone for more of a harsher meaning.
Jerry: drops bag of c hips all over carpet
Bob: JERRY YOU COMPLETE PINECONE(cone)! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Bob: JERRY YOU COMPLETE PINECONE(cone)! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
by Flowan February 28, 2017
noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone's result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.
by the storm drains May 19, 2009
v. tr.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.
v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.
v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
by Nanami May 22, 2008
A person who is so utterly dull and boring that you could dip him in peanut butter and roll him in nuts and birds would feed off of him
by Clydeeee January 24, 2012
The kind of shit which involves tear-jerking pain and spiked feces coming out of your asshole. This is arguably the most horrible form of shit. It feels as if there is something slicing your bowels as you force it out of your bum.
"ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"
"Johnny, are you okay?!"
"I HAVE PINECONES COMING OUT OF MY RECTUM, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
"Johnny, are you okay?!"
"I HAVE PINECONES COMING OUT OF MY RECTUM, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
by @____________________________@ November 5, 2009
Nate: "I totally just pineconed Andrew's car"
Tommy: "What does that mean?"
Nate: "I covered the windshield with pinecones."
Tommy: "What does that mean?"
Nate: "I covered the windshield with pinecones."
by ThePondsVolunteerHeadLifeguard June 8, 2010
by Anonymous October 23, 2003