Ever written an epic
fanfiction consisting of an orgy between a select few Star Trek
2009 cast members, but didn't know what to call it? Pintourchindaña is for you! Only the combination of Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Anton Yelchin and
Zoe Saldaña could make such a beautiful thing.
Chris Pine: Hey
Zach, I really wanna read some cool
fanfiction.
Zachary Quinto: Oh, check out this
sweet Pintourchindaña I found!
Chris Pine: Pintourchindaña's my fav!
Zachary Quinto: For realsies, babe.