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Fried pickles 

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.
When will my fried pickles be here?
Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022
This is given to the chosen one from veggie tales. He will bring balance to the world of veggie tales and He is a very tall pickle. He knows kung fu and has watched the matrix only once.
Pickles is the chosen one

Stu Pickles 

1. Father of Tommy and Dil Pickles, and husband of DeeDee Pickles in the Nickelodeon cartoon show "Rugrats". He is well known for being a frequently unsuccessful inventor.

2. "That shit looks like it's made by Stu Pickles!" A refrence used when seeing something made poorly, whether it be a car or any other machine. See also ghetto.
2. "Man, that car is falling apart! Shit looks like it's made by Stu Pickles!!"
Stu Pickles by FoxyGrampa December 28, 2008

Pickles the Drummer 

Drummer for Dethklok, the most metal band in the world, from Metalocalypse on Adult Swim. Born in the Midwest and rose to fame fronting the L.A. rock band Snakes and Barrels. Official spokesman for "Pickles Nickels".
"Use Pickles Nickels!" - Pickles the Drummer

Drew Pickles 

The world's most homosexual man and has starred in over 67,000 porno films such as Gay Gay Gay men (2004) and Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang (2001). He has also had videos made about him currently on YouTube and YTMND. A group called the Barney Bunch used to make videos with Drew Pickles and many other people such as the "Recess! Schools out" gang and Barney the purple dinosaur on Newgrounds until the Barney Bunch was banned from Newgrounds in 2006.
Hello I am Drew Pickles and I am the most homosexual man alive.
Drew Pickles by Barney Bunch May 16, 2008

Arse Pickles 

A game played by members of the male homosexual community whereupon one gentleman inserts a super-sized gherkin or dill pickle spear into his anal cavity for the purposes of sexual arousal. After suitable pleasure has been gained, he returns the now super-spiced item to the jar whereupon its place is lost among the other standard pickles in the pot.

Upon later hosting his chosen bedfellow for a “tasty burger” before a night out at the Pink Palomino Club, he bastes both his own and his guest’s hamburger and buns with mustard, relish and fried onions before suggesting he brings an additional condiment to the table in the form of a potential arse pickle. The guessing game of whether or not one’s burger is “with arse spice” or “without” heightens the enjoyment of the meal and inevitably means that any back-door action enjoyed later in the evening is engaged in with extra gusto.

Arse Pickles - from the original Latin: analus condimentus extremus

“Say Heinz, you are one hot tamale, how do you fancy a night on the club scene this Saturday? Come over to my place and we can feast on fine burgers beforehand and even play Arse Pickles if you think you can handle the flavoursome treats I’m packin’.”

From the uncut video feature special entitled: “Heinz & Helmut Hit Hamburg With Hamsters”

“What ho Tarquin, m’lady has been withholding minge privileges for ten days now, my balls are as large as Seville oranges. What say you pop over before tea time for some cucumber sandwiches and a zesty game of Arse Pickles. That should put lead in both our pencils don’t you reckon old fruit?”

From the novel: I say vicar, my wife’s a stinker, I think I’ll try some bum-fun

Arse Pickles by Monty Cornwall January 20, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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