Pinch Off

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole

Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit

by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

by Metso June 26, 2008

african pinch off

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

by Vfhbl October 19, 2015

Pinch It Off

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"

by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010

pinch one off

1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.

Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

by Money Mark August 22, 2006

pinch 'un off

a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"

"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"

by David See December 5, 2004