Pimp Hat

Any hat that looks pimpin

Guy 1: Nice mask, dude
Guy 2: Fosho, I got my Pimp Hat on!

by Danny Blaine August 1, 2011

Pimp Hat

1. Any hat worn by a pimp, so by definition any hat has the ability to be a pimp hat if it is worn by a pimp.
2. Any hat with yellow and red fur on it.

Person 1: Check out that sweet hat with yellow and red fur on it!!!
Person 2: That my friend, is a pimp hat.

by Jedi Pwner July 31, 2006

pimp-hat

An affirmative exclamation used in only the most illest of situations.

Example 1:

Mike: Hey man I just got the new Finding Nemo for Blu-Ray!
Mark: No Way! Are you fer serious!? Thats fucking pimp-hat!

Example 2:

Johnny liked Susan but Susan liked Scott...because Scott was most definitely pimp-hat.

Example 3:

Howard: Aww man, I just found out I had cancer.
George: Shit dude, that is seriously NOT pimp-hat.

by Leroy Coultas February 19, 2008

Friday Pimp Hat

A totally pimpin hat usually worn to illustrate awesomeness, worn on a Friday.

Person 1: Cool hat!
Person 2: Thanks. It's my new Friday Pimp Hat.

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008

Ass Hat Pimp

A man with unearned confidence who, in the middle of absolute chaos, believes he can talk his way into a wild foursom arrangement. Distinguished by poor timing, reckless optimism, and zero self-awareness.

Three girls showed up at Rogers basement apartment and started fighting. Instead of hiding, he tried to calm things down and pitched a group idea. Certified ass hat pimp

by Mind_surgeon January 18, 2026

Pimp Hating Blondie

The outdated practice in which white women who have been frustrated by a black man in her past, dyes her hair platinum blonde and dedicates her life to vain attempts to play out black guys, be they nerd or NBA player.

That woman who is suing Michael Jordan for not paying her extortion money over their torrid affair is a Pimp Hating Blondie.

by Turn and smile doll, that's it. May 31, 2005

she pimp man-hater

A beautiful bitch who is never and never will be fooled by any penis.

look at that beautiful She pimp Man-hater.

by Shepimpadmin October 24, 2014