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Blakeley

A great friend who exudes beauty, intelligence and creativity. As an artist her art flows with vibrant colors displaying the Caribbean Culture sewn deep within.

As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.

With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.

Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.
Dude, is that Blakeley that's with Gil tonight? Fuck yeah, lucky bastard
by Mind_surgeon April 29, 2023
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Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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SS Squirter

A day cruiser style jet boat often found in the salt marshes of South Georgia.
Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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Griffin-Dickin

The act of giving a female “all of it” causing them to fall in lust quickly.
Man… I caught this girl peeping in my window last night. I should’ve never given her a Griffin-Dickin.
by Mind_surgeon August 12, 2022
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Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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