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The feeling you get in your chest and throat when you meet the most beautiful creature ever created.
by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022
Get the Mistyfied mug.A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well
Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb
by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023
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Get the Wopadopolis mug.A small town with a population of 259 located in NE Georgia. It’s best known to be the setting of the best selling book “When The Black Widow Calls” by: Gil Tee. Based on true events, a lady was luring men in and sucking the life from them in a short period of time, most losing their life.
Yo, have you seen McGill lately? He looks to have the life sucked from him. Yeah… I told him to keep his ass out of Shady Dale he just won’t listen.
by Mind_surgeon March 2, 2023
Get the Shady Dale mug.A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.
She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him
by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023
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A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
A catalytic converter that was once functioning properly until Roger got his hands on the car. Now, thanks to his go-to diagnostic method of either hollowing it out with a screwdriver or flooding it with a garden hose.
“My check engine light came on, so I took my car to Roger. Now my exhaust rattles when I press the gas, I’m pretty sure I now have a rat-alytic converter.”
by Mind_surgeon February 20, 2025
Get the Rat-alytic Converter mug.Man… I caught this girl peeping in my window last night. I should’ve never given her a Griffin-Dickin.
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