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pillow fort 

The most amazing fort where magic happens. Its soft fluffyness will protect you from damage. Although, it doesn't do much good against a flamethrower. But still, insulation biatch!
Let's build a pillow fort!
pillow fort by Nerdbot January 6, 2015
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Pillow Fort 

A Magic: The Gathering term for a player who protects themselves with enchantments/artifacts so that they are almost impossible to attack
My fried built a Pillow Fort deck, it's almost impossible to get my creatures through!
Pillow Fort by FelixMortem May 26, 2018

Pillow Fort 

A fort made of pillows mainly made by little kids, teenage cupples who want to make out in privacy.
Me and Sarah made a pillow fort last night. Guess who made it to second base!

making a pillow fort 

A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.
e.g. -"What are those people doing?"

-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them

to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."

the pillow fort scene 

A shitty joke in the heartstopper fandom referencing a throwaway line where one of the leads states that he and his boyfriend had sex in a pillow fort.

The joke is usually made by cishet women who fetishize queer men and is featured in edits or YTPs.
Regina: Can't wait for the pillow fort scene to be added into s2 of heartstopper

Kara: ...they're under the age of consent

dirty pillow fort

A bra.
I need to buy a new dirty pillow fort

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.
Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.
Polynesian Pillow Fort by Flymtasm November 6, 2022
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