Pillow Bitch

What you call the pillow that you fuck in a hotel room.

After 4 martinis and 2 hours in the lobby bar trying to get laid, I decided to just go upstairs and fuck the pillow bitch.

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pillow bitch

When two males share a pillow together, usually after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude, did you see Dunn over the weekend on the couch? He was totally being a pillow bitch with Jimmy.

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Another term for fuck buddie or girl on the side.

"Hey is that your girl friend?"
"No man, that's just my pillow bitch."

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verb- (bitch-pil-low)

to rest ones arms, legs and/or body across your bed partners body aka: gravity assisted hug

"just lay there and take it, I am going to bitch-pillow you"

Bitch-pillow by Berisa April 25, 2010

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A safety feature used in modern motor-vehicles which inflate upon crashing to protect the driver, if he/she is a bitch.

"Wait, your car doesn't even have airbags?" "Ha, airbags, you mean Bitch-pillows."

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When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.

Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”

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A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.

I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime

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