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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter
Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.

Pogmentship 

Many kids' social websites are sadly, anti-eggplancy (the opposite of pogmentship).
Pogmentship by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021

pigmentally challenged 

A nice, big way to say you are white ass all hell.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.
Non-White: You are pigmentally challenged
White: huh?
Non-White: Exactly
White: Grrr!!

Pigment Ninja

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.

Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:

The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.

The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.

The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King

The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.

The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.

The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.

The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.

The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.

There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
Look at that Pigment Ninja over there.

Ya he sure does enjoy that KFC.
Pigment Ninja by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008

pigment of your imagination 

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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