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piekarski 

Just a dumb farmer. Will tell long stories that have nothing to do with what you were talking about, and probably likes sheep more than humans. Anything that he does in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Student: What is the answer to this problem?
Piekarski: I don't know. I am just a dumb farmer.
piekarski by cholegallagher May 14, 2018

Piekarski 

Just a stupid bitchy-ass teacher who takes your phone when you check the time because you have your contacts out and can't see the clock.
{john}: ms.piekarski is stupid.
Piekarski by LOLOLOLOL<3 April 26, 2019

Piekarski Special 

A 40 ounce of malt liquor, preferably Country Club, and a 6 pack of Natty Light
Hey bro, if you're going to the bodega pick me up a Piekarski Special!
Piekarski Special by Jcull3 May 21, 2024

Jake Pisarski 

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.
Oh, wow! That looks like a Jake Pisarski!
Jake Pisarski by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014
A teacher that wears thin shirts so we can all see his aroused or cold nipples. Save the children!
aka Mr. Nipples
Hey, that pedophile is wearing that pierski shirt again!
pierski by save the children August 29, 2016
Pikalski is somthing to call a teammate in CS:GO
Pikalski what the fuck are you doing in mid, thay are B you retard
Pikalski by Skolfel February 13, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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