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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

Piece's of shit

Me: Have you seen the new song from the Piece's of shit?
Friend: What do you mean?
Me: You know that song... Black Swan
Friend: You mean BTS?
Me: Are you a fan of theirs?
Enemy: Ummmm... Yes...
Me: Fuck you and bye
Piece's of shit by SuckemupBoi November 12, 2020

Piece's of shit

BTS of anything related to them
Me: Have you heard of the new song by Piece's of shit?
Friend: What do you mean?
Me: You know... Black Swan
Friend: You mean BTS?
Me: Are you a fan of theirs?
Enemy: Ummm... Yes
Me: Fuck you and bye
Piece's of shit by SuckemupBoi November 12, 2020

piece of shit scared shitless 

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

Piece of whale shit son of a bitch 

When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power.

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You
‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You
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