piewagon 

A girthy woman with a penchant for pastry guzzling.

Kenny Blankenship's Nana is a piewagon.

piewagon by Josh79 February 27, 2008

piewagon 

a woman with ghastly thick tufts of pubic hair.

that woman is a pie wagon. she has ghastly thick tufts of pubic hair.

piewagon by patherpanchali July 27, 2004