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Pigeon Eye 

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon
Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.
Pigeon Eye by Qlgib April 18, 2019

Pigeon eye 

someone whos eyes look like a pigeon's after sex or a beating
I banged jennifer so hard last night she got pigeon eye
Pigeon eye by Mr. Bigglesbag February 23, 2008

Pigeon eyeing 

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon
Mate there was so much talent at the pub last night. I was pigeon eyeing all night
Pigeon eyeing by Qlgib April 19, 2019

Pidgeonese 

A language spoken by those trying to communicate with any avian species, or hype men in trap groups
I will tell the bird to fly out the window "brrrrt brrrrt" i speak pidgeonese
Lets get that money (brrrt brrt brrt!)
Pidgeonese by Harvey Birdstein June 15, 2018

crusty cross eyed pigeon 

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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