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A mix of Farsi and English, a "pichooner" is a person who often "pichoons" (or ditches) friends, class, or other activities.
Pichooner #1: "What's up pichooner?! Been to class lately?
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!

Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"
pichooner by estherrus May 20, 2016
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la pichona 

La Pichona is a name as well as an essence. She is an overweight, hispanic woman with arching eyebrows that reach to the sky, a tweety-bird tattoo on the back of her calf to show off the loss of her inocence, and also a wicked mustache. She uses purple lipstick that you might find in the 1990's, and she is very aggressive when it comes to sex. When hanging with the cholos, she has been known to kick open the front door and yell, "ala verga, putos!" she also tends to have a side-kick a "friendemy" named "La mapacha"
ex.

person a: holy shit dude!! look at that chick!!

person b: dude dont look at her. thats a "la pichona"! she will rob you and rape you. the two "Rs"
la pichona by chrisonio gamsco June 20, 2011

pistonear 

La tarea de matemáticas me puso a pistonear.
pistonear by zayayin26 August 24, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026