2 definitions by chrisonio gamsco
cyclopian mistress of the night. she is well renowned for her expertice in prositution and gormet cooking. She knows what she wants and she gets it by means of force. When angered, she has been known to rip genitals from their bodies.
ex. One time, a woman named Pichona managed to flirt with Clotis' boyfriend. Clotis grabbed onto each one of Pichona's nipples and pulled until her soup de jours hit the floor and splashed all over the place. She didn't want to do it, but she was left with no other choice.
by chrisonio gamsco June 18, 2011
La Pichona is a name as well as an essence. She is an overweight, hispanic woman with arching eyebrows that reach to the sky, a tweety-bird tattoo on the back of her calf to show off the loss of her inocence, and also a wicked mustache. She uses purple lipstick that you might find in the 1990's, and she is very aggressive when it comes to sex. When hanging with the cholos, she has been known to kick open the front door and yell, "ala verga, putos!" she also tends to have a side-kick a "friendemy" named "La mapacha"
ex.
person a: holy shit dude!! look at that chick!!
person b: dude dont look at her. thats a "la pichona"! she will rob you and rape you. the two "Rs"
person a: holy shit dude!! look at that chick!!
person b: dude dont look at her. thats a "la pichona"! she will rob you and rape you. the two "Rs"
by chrisonio gamsco June 20, 2011