physant Share definition Flag A Physant can get on your nerves but can also be funny. They are super smart but act stupid and they could be the star of the show. " Who is that laughing so loud?""Oh its Physant." "Of course." physant by Spicy Gary February 23, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the physant mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch