phyb

when youre tryna look up the hub but your hand does the slippy slip and types a y instead of a u

your fbi agent: did this illiterate fuck really just look up phyb

by assSucks September 13, 2020

Phyb

Because your even stupider than typing Phib for phub

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by Somegizza January 14, 2021

phyb

when youre tryna look up the hub yknow get some down there action wink wink and the small bit of blood thats still in your brain says hey lets make this horny finger type it wrong we're geniuses

your fbi agent: did this illiterate fuck type phub as phyb i was in the mood but i was turned off by the sheer idiocity of this guy

you unaware of the fb-agent: i feel as though my father is disappointed in me but he left me years ago

the agent: holy shit son is that you

by assSucks September 13, 2020

phyb

n. Explanation for a difficult concept given by a gifted physicist to an audience of lesser beings. Often simplified generalizations using analogies are understandably lacking in truth.

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“Nothing can travel faster than light” is a phyb. Wavicles being outpaced are everywhere. And time? Constant. Time dilation is just another phyb to settle the nerves of the simpletons.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

phyb

n. A mega-lie. An untruth so ridiculously large and transparent that only a megalomaniacal psychotic in a sycophantic dream could possibly utter it.

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Fiftieth phyb of the day sir. A new record.

Then say it in CAPITALS housemonkey.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2026