when youre tryna look up the hub yknow get some down there action wink wink and the small bit of blood thats still in your brain says hey lets make this horny finger type it wrong we're geniuses

your fbi agent: did this illiterate fuck type phub as phyb i was in the mood but i was turned off by the sheer idiocity of this guy

you unaware of the fb-agent: i feel as though my father is disappointed in me but he left me years ago

the agent: holy shit son is that you

phyb by assSucks September 13, 2020

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phyb

n. Explanation for a difficult concept given by a gifted physicist to an audience of lesser beings. Often simplified generalizations using analogies are understandably lacking in truth.

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“Nothing can travel faster than light” is a phyb. Wavicles being outpaced are everywhere. And time? Constant. Time dilation is just another phyb to settle the nerves of the simpletons.

phyb by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

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phyb

n. A mega-lie. An untruth so ridiculously large and transparent that only a megalomaniacal psychotic in a sycophantic dream could possibly utter it.

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Fiftieth phyb of the day sir. A new record.

Then say it in CAPITALS housemonkey.

phyb by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

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Echo Phyber

Echo Phyber is a new Nerdcore rapper from West Point Alabama. He likes the ladies and video games above all else. His rapping partner is Zaint Lunatic

Yo Echo Phyber!!Drop me a beat!

Echo Phyber by Zaint Lunatic April 18, 2009

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Phyber

Phone//Text sex.

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-OMG Felix phyber with me, press those buttons harder.

Phyber by digitaljunkie July 3, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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