Phwn 

Alternate spelling of "Phone". Derived from the 1337 verb "Pwn".

"I'll phwn you later."

Phwn by gentaXY February 9, 2009

phwn 

To have been harmed in a comical way by a phone or to have missed a phone call while frantically trying to reach it, generally injuring yourself in the process.

Oh man, i totally got phwned this morning by some asshole lawyer who tossed his blackberry off an overpass.

phwn by Flassk February 2, 2009

phwn'd 

The act of PWNing someone with a Phone. See russell crowe.

Russell Crowe PHWN'D that poor hotel clerk man. This later gave a bad vibe to people who have yet to see his great movie Cindarella Man and now probably won't see it, screwing it's chances for Best Picture. Remember Kids, Only You Can Prevent PHWings. Don't fuck with the Crowe.

phwn'd by Jay Dee Dubya August 6, 2005

phwned 

Literally, to physically pwn someone with a telephone. More often used with wireless phones of any type.

When I hit Dave in the crotch with my cell, I seriously phwned him

phwned by Rude Irish Rebel October 19, 2005

phwnage 

When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.

phwnage by Brian H October 31, 2005

Phwnage 

(Fone-age) v. The act of pwning somebody over the telephone.

* dring dring *
Tom:Hello?
Chris:you remind me of gay!
* hangs up *
Chris:OMG PHWNAGE!!

Phwnage by Jackington Bauer May 9, 2006

phwnd 

when your cell phone spell correction causes you to spew several lines of unintentional gibberish.

we should meet at near.
what?
neat.
huh?
ninos.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
NINE! meet at 9. i just got phwnd.

phwnd by makeupmafiosa July 14, 2010