phort

being prude and having fun at the same time

An innocent freshman goes to a senior kegger and ends up staying at a random guys house. She fools around with him but does nothing serious, thus making her a phort.

by Ryann and Alyssa July 23, 2008

phartom

An unknown entity that excretes odorous gasses on unsuspecting victims. Persons that claim to have had encounters with phartoms claim to notice a temperature change, their neck hairs rise or a breeze blowing.

i don't know where that bad smell came from- must be a phartom in da house.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005

photo-floor

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.

I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011

phorofor

1) Same as 404
2) To be removed from a professional team without your consent due to relationship issues.

1) The page phorofor'd.
2) I just got phorofor'd yesterday, what a bummer.

by gatdong July 3, 2016

Photo Bombshell

A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.

Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."

by Sundaydriver101 August 18, 2011

photo dump

when someone has way too much photos on their phone and they upload them to instagram, regardless if they combine or make sense.

I finally was able to post on instagram! it was easier for me as i made a photo dump

by understandbitch November 15, 2020

Suicide Photo Bomber

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010