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phony homie 

a homie who is always letting you down. a bitch ass foo that pretends to be your friend but just wants something from you.
muther fucker i cant count on you, your a phony homie.
phony homie by emyke80 May 29, 2010

Phone Home 

Popular phrase hollered by famous rapper Lil Wayne.

You obviously only hear music and don't listen to it. If you all would listen closely, he says "we are not the same I am a Martian".

In the movie E.T., the main character is a lost alien, who needs to "phone home" to be rescued. Weezy is simply referencing this Hollywood classic while simultaneously proving how we are not the same as him because he is an alien. WHATS UP
Phone Home by MCDC TWIST October 23, 2008

phone home 

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
phone home by bro_07 September 26, 2018

DP phone home 

While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
DP phone home by mypetsally February 25, 2011

phone home 

No idea what it means but Lil Wayne says it so it must be cool :o

Yeah you know..
If u feeel like u tha best,
go ahead n do tha weezy wee n
PHONE HOME!
weezay..
PHONE HOME!
phone home by Ess To Da Emm August 24, 2008

Phone home 

A ridiculous phrase Lil wayne screams in his new Cd Tha Carter III.
Phone home!
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home!
Phone home by Chris Martins July 2, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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