phone boo

when you are having sex in a phone booth and making a phone call to your mother at the same time.

hi mom it's me i'm in a phone boo
having a good time with your friend sue

phone boo by eezle peezle izzlian July 30, 2006

Phone booth 

An expression describing a really bad day or situation that one must escape. Also, the negative place one is in when one is being backed into a corner or given an ultimatum.

Namnanit...if I don't get out of this phone booth I am really go'n to hurt someone!

OMG...you better let me out of this phone booth before I scream!

Dude, if you don't step back, I will be bust'n out of this phone booth!

Phone booth by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

Phone Book Bet

Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on

i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!!

Phone Book Bet by redneckeddy August 12, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

More chins than a Chinese phone book by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

rolled up phone book 

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book

rolled up phone book by Loopydave May 12, 2020

full as a fairy's phone book 

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

full as a fairy's phone book by Magogigle October 23, 2009