Definitions by Magogigle

full as a fairy's phone book 

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

full as a fairy's phone book by Magogigle October 23, 2009