The irrational fear of fearing being scared of the fear of fear itself.
Person 1: I have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia.
Person 2: I have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia...
Person 1: KILL IT WITH FIRE *Throws up intensely*
Person 3: Hey guys, what's u- *sees intense vomiting session* BLAARRRGHH I HAVE PHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIA BELLHGGGGGGGGFF
The fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a fear
Guy 1: " I think I have the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a fear!"
Guy 2: "Ah, so you have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!