Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia

The irrational fear of fearing being scared of the fear of fear itself.

Person 1: I have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia.
Person 2: I have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia...
Person 1: KILL IT WITH FIRE *Throws up intensely*
Person 3: Hey guys, what's u- *sees intense vomiting session* BLAARRRGHH I HAVE PHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIAPHOBIA BELLHGGGGGGGGFF

by Fooxert November 26, 2016