Definitions by omaclintock
Greener
A slur to be used by Apple users against people who don’t use Apple devices (referring to the green bubble in texting)
Guy 1: “I added my friend to the gc”
Guy 2: Aww c’mon why’d you do that now the chat bubbles are green! That guy is such a greener!”
Guy 2: Aww c’mon why’d you do that now the chat bubbles are green! That guy is such a greener!”
Greener by omaclintock February 19, 2026
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(haip-er-lif-ik-il-ik-if-il-ai-br-il-if-ik-il-ib-ay-lee-bean-ti-fik-il-ai-brif-IK-uh-laine) Someone who won't stop yappin'. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine (as soon as you learn to pronounce the damn thing)
Jicklerockobanchinefuckleness
(jik-uhl-rok-oh-ban-chine-FUK-uhl-nis) n. A feeling experienced at dopaminergic events, such as parties, that serve to remind one that it will most likely be a very long time before they can experience joy at those levels again. Quite literally fucks with people
Guy 1: "Yo, John's been in that corner for over 20 minutes now. He looks depressed."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it seems like he's going through jicklerockobanchinefuckleness."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it seems like he's going through jicklerockobanchinefuckleness."
Jicklerockobanchinefuckleness by omaclintock July 1, 2025
Crime
Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p
Crime by omaclintock May 17, 2025