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Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008
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The Post Hang Out With Girls Fart or (phowgf) is an acronym used to communicate to a bro that one has suppressed their flatulence for an extended period of time due to the presence of females. Usually, the phowgf is something to brag about as it is one loud and potent beast.
"I'm holding in the biggest phowgf right now"
phowgf by Lev Dawg January 7, 2009
A word that shows sexual atraction. Usually used in England.
phoar! look at that guy, isn't he hot!
phoar by sunkissedbrunette May 9, 2005

Phoswald 

the common term for phoebe and oswald when theyre together. When in the company of a Phoswald be warned you may experience extreme hand holding, eye gazing, being ignored as if you dont exist, and may be reduced to throwing up, especcially if theres a Phoswald in the cinema. on the otherhand, when the Phoswald is separated into two separate people they are actually very nice and funny individuals. Phoswalds can make very good pets.
'eugh, look at what those Phoswalds are doing!!!'

'hmm, shall we invite Phoswald?'

'aww i love Phoswald!'
Phoswald by amused :) May 29, 2009
A polite way of saying "phukk".
Gee w00t tis phawkin n00b si teh ghey shice!!!11!1
phawk by macist February 6, 2005

PHOWAR!! 

JUST SHEER LUST WHEN SOME GORGEOUS BABE WALKS INTO VIEW OR ANYTHING THAT REALLY FLOATS YOUR BOAT OR PULLS YOUR CHAIN AND YOU JUST UTTER THE IMMORTAL WORD

PHOWAR!!!
British film Carry on Nurse,
Barbara Windsor as Nurse walks past ambulance driver and mechanic, ere look at her (driver) Phowar!!! (mechanic)
PHOWAR!! by BigDonk117 April 9, 2011