philosofart
Someone who spews big words in extraordinary combinations and pretends to know what he's talking about but is really full of hot air.
philosofart by dougiehowzit November 10, 2010
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Philosofart
When someone showers their dose of philosophy and it does not make sense or is an abuse of an existing philosophy.
Friend lying on couch studying for an exam: I would rather orient myself to face this way (shifts posture) to study much better.
Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!
Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!
Philosofart by WordSage March 19, 2015
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Philosoraptor
A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
If actions are stronger than words,
(picture of Philosoraptor)
why is the pen mightier than the sword.
(picture of Philosoraptor)
why is the pen mightier than the sword.
Philosoraptor by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009
Philosofried
1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.
Philosofried by Shanedawg Fourtwenty December 26, 2014
philosomatika
philosomatika by ¡DŃ™! October 11, 2003
philosoraptor
The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
Quotes from philosoraptor
if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?
What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?
If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?
If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?
What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?
What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?
If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?
If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?
What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
philosoraptor by asillyp3rson December 21, 2013
Philosoraptor
Philosoraptor by Erashicly. August 14, 2008
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