philbag

Someone who lives on masterbation because they can't get laid.

Female 1: That kid is always in his room
Female 2: Yeah he's always playing with himself
Female 1: Eww he's such a philbag

by kimbrlinaa December 31, 2011

Philbug

A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.

1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Philbate

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.

Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.

by dydx November 7, 2010

philwaggins

A person who is a dick and is very dumb.... Most of the time

Informal: Phil+ WIggins(Hobbit) CarbonoAtom

Friend 1: Hey, did you know that Toy Story is actually not real?
Friend 2: No shit philwaggins

by Carbono Atom October 15, 2015

philfag

A internet conversation/argument that is hilariously one-sided. One person will start off with a bad insult (ex. YER MOM!!!!!1!), and the other will insult him/her cleverly. repeat ad nauseum.

Usually takes place over MSN or another chat tool, where it is saved and sent to peers and associates. Many laughs all around.

"Did the new philfag come out? Send it to me on MSN!"

by P. Dude December 6, 2004

Philage

Friendzoned to the ultimate extreme.

Guy "I like you a lot"
Girl "I don't if I feel the same way"
Guy "Let's just give it a try"
Girl "Can we just be like Philage"

by Vdav69 October 30, 2017

Philbegin

A term used to announce the beginning of Dr. Phil.

Philbegin, mom, Bring the popcorn!

by Jules Peterson June 13, 2008