Philbate

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.

Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.

by dydx November 7, 2010

Tramp Philately

The collecting of Tramp Stamps (tattoos on women aka whores, aka skanks, aka cum guzzling whorehounds)

Tiffany loved tramp philately; she got her 9th tattoo.

by Garth Fenderson February 17, 2009

Philatelly

Philatelly is a smart person
she is kind, and sometimes she is a brave person. Philatelly is a good person, but she can be the most evil person, she is cute and wont give up on her future.

Hey do you know person who can be ur soulmate forever?
That must be philatelly ;)

by Taewife November 23, 2021

philiate

verb.
To have a kink or philia towards something.

At first, my sex life was pretty vanilla, but then I started to philiate the use of toys in the bedroom.

by Diriector_Doc February 11, 2023

philately

a stamp collector

guy: i am a philately

other guy: what the heck is that?!?!

guy: collector of stamps

other guy: DIDNT ASK

by pooeater123! May 23, 2024