The sweetest and cutest boy you can ever meet, he is one of a kind, he cares about everyone and spreads love everywhere he goes, he always tries to hide the fact that he’s moody so people will always assume he’s a happy person
A person who is ultra-mega-sexy and attracts lots of men and women. You can't look at his face because you'll instantly cum in your pants. He's got a massive cock.
Person A: *cums*
Person B: "oh no! He looked at philobatir! Close your eyespeople!!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).