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Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.
She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.
Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009
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pheening 

verb: having all of your thought bent on one thing; jonesing
I'm really pheening for some cheeseburgers! or.. I can't wait for a smoke break, I'm so pheening right now!
pheening by Bad Beast January 10, 2008

Pheening 

An incorrectly spelled/pronounced version of "Fiending": the act of wanting something so bad that one acts like a fiend to get it.
"She was fiending (not pheening) for chocolate like a dope fiend fiending (not pheening) for dope."
Pheening by TheBoxDrone September 5, 2011

pheezing 

The act of having phantom pooping sensations with no bowel movements.
"I have been pheezing all day but nothing is coming out."
pheezing by Holidays4men October 7, 2020

Pheefing 

When a woman queefs, shits, and pisses at the same time.
"I thought I was having a baby, but it was just me pheefing!"
Pheefing by rat_lil January 3, 2022

Pheening 

Usually used when someone has a large amount of Weed or anything else.
Person #1 : Hell yeaah ! We totally gonna spark it!
Person #2 : Yeaah niqqahh ! We pheening !
Pheening by asexyasspuertorican August 27, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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