phat and ugly Share definition Flag (Pretty hot and tempting) (and no dout) (undeniably good looking, and young) I meet a hottie, 29 years old, I told her she was phat and ugly, she slapped me, but appologized after I told her what I ment phat and ugly by kyle May 28, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the phat and ugly mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch