phanting

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)

1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.

by peterkz November 20, 2009

Phanted

When the foreskin is so prominent it makes his slong look like an elephant trunk

So today at the park this homeless guy whipped out his wiener and it was so phanted I almost puked

by Sharky3 April 21, 2020

Phant

a piece of shit

" have your heard that kurt kid hes a such a phant"

by LiquidShit December 01, 2019

Phant

Someone Who's so blinded by Nostolgia they flat out reject anything new and fun. To the point that it's impossible to show reason with them. They also deny Their blindness.

This guy is such a phant it's not even funny.

by Nikmac July 14, 2020

Phant

The state of being Phat (Pretty Hot And Tempting or Cool) and at the same time being Fat like an elephant.

Fat Martha: Did you see that new kid in the cafeteria?

Fat Jane: You mean that fat kid with the gold chain?
Fat Martha: Yeah, he's Phant!

by radar702 January 05, 2012

Phant

Every swear word in the english launguage put together. Often used to end swearing matches seeing as there is no way to counter it.

Guy1: I broke into your safe, stole all the money and spent it all on pot.
Guy2: YOU PHANT!!!

by Louissimo is aparently already September 24, 2008

Ever-phant

Like any other metro-society, there are typical phenominons which dominate the landscape. In our locale (the city of Everett, Wa) where women are large and men dream of meeting a size 6 or more slimmer... We take Everett and elephant come up with Ever-phant. This can be applied in your town with some immagination.

1st dude "Chick just bought you a drink." 2nd dude " Man, you drink it! She's just another Ever-phant wanting a ride on my Harley. The shocks won't take it!"

by waaaaat? May 01, 2011