phaladolia 

phaladolia -noun

pha· la•do· lia | \ ˌpha-ˌī-ˈdō-lē-ə , -ˈdōl-yə \
Definition of phaladolia
: the tendency to perceive a specific, often meaningful image of a penis in a random or ambiguous visual pattern
The scientific explanation for some people is phaladolia, or the human ability to see penis shapes or make penis pictures out of randomness. Example; Think of the Rorschach inkblot test but seeing perfect symmetrical cock and balls

Doesn’t that tree appear to have a “Dick and balls staring you in the face”

“Yeah bro such phaladolia”

phaladolia by olzeta June 18, 2022

Paradolia 

Paradolia is the phenomenon of finding familiar images in random scenes, like faces in clouds or religious icons in root vegetables, water stains and even tortillas.

While rolling tortillas for her husband, Mrs. Gonzales saw a paradolia of the face Jesus in a tortilla.

Paradolia by Chet LAX April 8, 2010

Paradoliac 

paradoliac : a person who sees faces or icons in everyday objects much more than the average person to the point where it causes mental distress

A paradoliac sees faces in the walls, so many faces

Paradoliac by Scootcicle August 17, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008