phaladolia 

phaladolia -noun

pha· la•do· lia | \ ˌpha-ˌī-ˈdō-lē-ə , -ˈdōl-yə \
Definition of phaladolia
: the tendency to perceive a specific, often meaningful image of a penis in a random or ambiguous visual pattern
The scientific explanation for some people is phaladolia, or the human ability to see penis shapes or make penis pictures out of randomness. Example; Think of the Rorschach inkblot test but seeing perfect symmetrical cock and balls

Doesn’t that tree appear to have a “Dick and balls staring you in the face”

“Yeah bro such phaladolia”

phaladolia by olzeta June 18, 2022

Paradolia 

Paradolia is the phenomenon of finding familiar images in random scenes, like faces in clouds or religious icons in root vegetables, water stains and even tortillas.

While rolling tortillas for her husband, Mrs. Gonzales saw a paradolia of the face Jesus in a tortilla.

Paradolia by Chet LAX April 8, 2010

Paradoliac 

paradoliac : a person who sees faces or icons in everyday objects much more than the average person to the point where it causes mental distress

A paradoliac sees faces in the walls, so many faces

Paradoliac by Scootcicle August 17, 2024