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to be real close to you
close enough to feel your breath
close enough to hear your pulse
close enough to smell your skin
close enough to count your hair
to think your thoughts
to lick your lash
to touch your bones
speak in tongues
brush your beard
stroke your nose
wet your tears
ban your fears
"John and I phaced each other and just were. We just were. Very closely. Everything was alright. It was what it was."
phaced by Krkič June 4, 2019
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jake placed 

To be put in a position of complete and utter fuckerdness by the incompetency of another.
Most commonly a tweaker habit.
Damn tweaker scum stole Kristi's shit! Ben's gonna be pissed, that's the second time this week she got jake placed!
jake placed by benhookiscool December 16, 2014
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phaced • peaced • phased • paced • phaedra • phace • Peaced out • phazed • phacebook • phaede
Phaedra is a very beautiful girl, who may seem cold on the outside. But if you can get close enough to her you’ll see that she is an amazing person who cares deeply about everyone in her life. She will be one of the best girlfriends you’ve ever had, Phaedra will always put your needs first and will never cheat.
“Phaedra seems like such a bitch.”

“She’s really not once you get to know her!”
Phaedra by Lifeisgood1378 December 5, 2017

mentally peaced 

When you take a mental break....i.e peace mentally
when you go to sleep
when you are off task
day dreaming
checked out mentally
im mentally peacin
im gonna go mentally peace
dude i was totally mentally peaced
mentally peaced by jinasbff December 3, 2009
A person you can trust and will beat the shit out of someone for you
Dude1: Man this guy is trying to fight but I can’t fight

Dude2: It’s alright Call Phaedra
Phaedra by True religion 101 January 21, 2018
The most amazing, hot, beautiful, nice, and caring person in the world
Phaedra is great
Phaedra by #POINTYUNICORN June 12, 2019

Phacebook Philosopher 

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Phacebook Philosopher by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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