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to be real close to you
close enough to feel your breath
close enough to hear your pulse
close enough to smell your skin
close enough to count your hair
to think your thoughts
to lick your lash
to touch your bones
speak in tongues
brush your beard
stroke your nose
wet your tears
ban your fears
"John and I phaced each other and just were. We just were. Very closely. Everything was alright. It was what it was."
phaced by Krkič June 4, 2019
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jake placed 

To be put in a position of complete and utter fuckerdness by the incompetency of another.
Most commonly a tweaker habit.
Damn tweaker scum stole Kristi's shit! Ben's gonna be pissed, that's the second time this week she got jake placed!
jake placed by benhookiscool December 16, 2014
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phaced peaced phased paced phaedra phace Peaced out phazed phacebook phaede
Phaedra is a very beautiful girl, who may seem cold on the outside. But if you can get close enough to her you’ll see that she is an amazing person who cares deeply about everyone in her life. She will be one of the best girlfriends you’ve ever had, Phaedra will always put your needs first and will never cheat.
“Phaedra seems like such a bitch.”

“She’s really not once you get to know her!”
Phaedra by Lifeisgood1378 December 5, 2017

mentally peaced 

When you take a mental break....i.e peace mentally
when you go to sleep
when you are off task
day dreaming
checked out mentally
im mentally peacin
im gonna go mentally peace
dude i was totally mentally peaced
mentally peaced by jinasbff December 3, 2009
A person you can trust and will beat the shit out of someone for you
Dude1: Man this guy is trying to fight but I can’t fight

Dude2: It’s alright Call Phaedra
Phaedra by True religion 101 January 21, 2018
The most amazing, hot, beautiful, nice, and caring person in the world
Phaedra is great
Phaedra by #POINTYUNICORN June 12, 2019

Phacebook Philosopher 

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Phacebook Philosopher by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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