pfuckle

A word used to describe really shitty situation.

John: Damn! I locked my keys in my car.

Adam: Well I see you're in quite the pfuckle.

by GOOSTABUTTFART December 9, 2020

Kninkie Puckle

The sexual act of inserting a pinkie finger into the anus but only to the first knuckle.

John was hesitant at first when Jenny tried to enter him with her hands but he was relieved when the act was merely a Kninkie Puckle. anal finger buttfun pinkie knuckle anal pain finger blast dirt button brown eye ring the doorbell pointing to his pooper

by DirtyDoubleDuB September 19, 2016

Pfucked up

When that Pfizer covid vaccine hits you with the side effects

Sorry boss, I'm too pfucked up to come in to work today

by NixtyNine April 14, 2021

Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

Fudge Puckle

When a sports team has a huge lead in a game and chokes their way to a loss.

The Sacramento Kings fudge puckled their way to another 4th quarter meltdown.

by Sacramentanisburning December 22, 2010

Puckleberry

A semi-canon pairing between Noah "Puck" Puckerman (played by Mark Salling) and Rachel Berry (played by Lea Michele) from FOX's new TV show, Glee.
They shared 1 episode together of yummy-ness where they were actually dating. Since then there have been small moments of Noah's OOCness where he is sweet to/regarding Rachel.
It is currently the most popular (non-canon) pairing for Rachel.
He is the school's badass bully and she's the school geek thats a bit bossy, they are both incredibly talented when it comes to singing and when they are together they bring out the best qualities in each other.

Dude, who do you ship for, Finchel, Puckleberry, or St. Berry?
Is that even a question, duh Puckleberry they blow Finchel and St. Berry out of the water, even Mark and Lea ship for them

by Lea-Lotus15 July 7, 2010

Plucklestuck

An act of hitting someone while embarrassed

Sh-Shut up! I will plucklestuck your face if you don't stop calling me cute!

by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018