a pie that is filled with chunky piss that usally have kidney stones mixed in with it... also in the mixture is some differant colored pee such as red (which is blood) the top of the pie is made with flattened poopoo which makes a good crust after put in the oven.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).