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petertop 

petertop----the top of a mans dick
she could barley get my mouth around my petertop...worst head i ever got
petertop by petertop August 8, 2010
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petertot 

Male genitalia having roughly the length and girth of a Tater Tot.
The dreaded combination of his Speedo, icy water, and northern wind made Phil’s petertot obvious to all.
petertot by binthere February 23, 2010

peterpopoff 

A type of liquid containing Hepatitis C and do too chemicals, it can cause your penis to shrink.
“He May have pored some peterpopoff in your drink”.
peterpopoff by Jerry Lynn May 21, 2019

Petercoptor

peter's helicopter in the shape of his head, his mouth the [Cockpit}
Peter: To the petercoptor!
Petercoptor by SamuriSoupCat October 3, 2019

Petertotter

A sexual act which includes three men and a strap on. One of the men will wear the strap on backwards, with one man in front and the other behind him, both facing away from the middle man.Creating the sandwich like position. All three men will in syncly thrust back n forth creating at tetertotter like motion.
WOW! Did you see those three guys doing the petertotter!? That strap on was like 12 inches long!
Petertotter by Lil Bit 33 June 10, 2018

peterophobia 

the fear of peter
peter: I heard you have peterophobia

mike: *screaming*
peterophobia by ye7ye7 January 17, 2021

Petertotter

A sexual act that involves three males, and the use of a strap on which faces backwards, forming a sandwich like position. The male in the middle thrusts back and forth creating a tetertotter like motion.
Hey did you see those three guys doing the petertotter? That strap on was like 12 inches long!
Petertotter by Lil Bit 33 June 8, 2018
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