peter pong

Peter Pong - another term for masturbation.

"Dude are you still playing Peter Pong"
"Yeah I'm almost at the finals!"

by LuckyMar713 December 27, 2014

peer pong

Brainstorm ideas with your peers or colleagues.

Let's peer pong some ideas for our company tonight. Let's have a peer pong session.

by urbanbusiness May 1, 2018

Peer pong

A pejorative term for trial by a jury, especially in civil cases. It flows from the notion that jurors are so unpredictable and so subject to changes in their thinking during trial and deliberations -- based on emotions, personal experience, misunderstanding the evidence, lack of attention to the instructions they are given, or occasionally dozing off or daydreaming -- that there is no rational way of predicting which side they will ultimately favor.

Oliver: So I heard you decided to waive the jury and try that copyright case to the judge.

Felix: Yeah, that case has so many documents and celebrities and whatnot it would be like OJ Simpson suing Donald Trump for securities fraud – who needs to play peer pong with something like that? I think the judge will get it.

Oliver: Word. Gotta give the Brits credit, over there you get a jury only in a libel case.

by FitofPeak2 July 3, 2025