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peter beater 

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.
"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."
peter beater by someone March 18, 2004
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peter beater 

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

peter beater 

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter
Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!
peter beater by Stage Crew September 20, 2006

peter-beater 

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.
peter-beater by someone March 18, 2004

Peter-Beater 

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.
As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater
Peter-Beater by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

peter the beater 

A nice sexy hot man, normally gay, nice in every way even dick size, He's a Peter that's a Beater, what else you need
Peter the Beater sucked me last nite
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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