peter beater

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."

by someone March 18, 2004

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

peter beater

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter

Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!

by Stage Crew September 20, 2006

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

peter the beater

A nice sexy hot man, normally gay, nice in every way even dick size, He's a Peter that's a Beater, what else you need

Peter the Beater sucked me last nite

by Peter the not Beater January 19, 2017