pesoptimist
"The Pope says that we should create a disease to make 99.9% of the population die while laughing. She's a Pesoptimist."
pesoptimist by Lexi77 August 30, 2007
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pessoptimism
A philosophy that encourages forward-thinking optimism with an educated acceptance of a basic level of pessimism. Optimism's fault is it's naivete, pessimism's it's blind jadedness. We live on Earth and are human. There is, was and will be good and bad. Shit happens, dreams come true.
Hey kiddo, have a little pessoptimism. Keep your eye on the mountain, pretend the obstacles aren't there, but don't get too bent out of shape when there's a thousand miles, an abyss, a cougar and crossfire before you get there. And that's alright. The goal isn't really worthy without that stuff in the way.
pessoptimism by Jeffrey John September 19, 2007
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pessoptimist
A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.
A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.
pessoptimist by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016
Pooptimist
Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.
Pooptimist by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019
Pessioptimist
Pessimism for the win!
(This is funny because a pessimist wouldn't ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)
(This is funny because a pessimist wouldn't ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)
Pessioptimist by EchoSoul October 11, 2016
pestimist
One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.
My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.
pestimist by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019
Pestimistic
Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.
Also, pestimist, pestimism
Also, pestimist, pestimism
Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."
Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."
Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."
Pestimistic by Pesty May 18, 2009
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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