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Rural Redneck Term. Refers to the distance bettween two or more objects situated relatively close to eachother.
I live pertineer the river.
pertineer by HeeHaw Hank April 23, 2004
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Pengineer 

A Hip Hop duo from San Diego California that is extremely good at lyricism. Known for destroying microphones and speaker setups.
Did you catch that Pengineer show last night? They must be the dopest squad in the whole galaxy....It was so dope I had to cop that new Pengineer album!
Pengineer by Lyphe Cycle November 26, 2018
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pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.
That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.
pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

pertnear 

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.
Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!
pertnear by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008

pertinent 

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions
pertinent by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017

pritneer 

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.
we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.
pritneer by dave December 4, 2003

Pettinger 

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.
A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage
Pettinger by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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