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pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.
That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.
pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013
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pertnear 

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.
Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!
pertnear by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008

perineal 

The area between your ass hole and your cock! aka chode; tate
Sasquatch your perineal smells, you should have put deoderant on it!
perineal by Chris DeCrosta August 21, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026