perinear

something your about to do but damn near did it

I was perinear buy BJ a salada

by Rob Dizle December 24, 2006

pertinear

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

pertnear

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.

Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!

by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008

perineal

The area between your ass hole and your cock! aka chode; tate

Sasquatch your perineal smells, you should have put deoderant on it!

by Chris DeCrosta August 21, 2006