pertainess
pertainess by Dj Dirty Dale September 19, 2008
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sphere of prettiness
sphere of prettiness by PrettyMark August 19, 2017
i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother
Guy 2: Joseph Mother
pettinessity
Upper Echelon Pettiness. The necessity for pettiness. Like being initiated into a secret society of extreme petty behavior.
Like if someone stepped on someone's shoe and they burned their house down for it. "That's some pettinessity if ever I saw it."
Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.
"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."
Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.
"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."
pettinessity by Pettiest Petty June 28, 2017
Prettinesses
Something that is prettinesses is thought to be both pretty and cute at the same time. Usually commented by a girl. It is a shortened way of saying "that is really pretty and cute!"
A friend shows her best mate her brand new bag which is decorated with glittery thread and sequins. The friend comments "aww prettinesses!
Prettinesses by EJW August 11, 2006
perviness
and you don't want to know what I thought you were talking about when I first read that. lol sorry, for the momentary PERVINESS, been around too many odd conversations tonight.
perviness by thenext8seconds November 21, 2010
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