(noun) Automobile license tag which contains special meaning for the driver or owner of the vehicle. Must be officially registered with the state or local authority in order to place on the vehicle.
"I ordered a personalized plate from the state to put on my vehicle. It cost me a little extra, but I think it's worth it..."
"It's my first car, so I put '1ST CAR' on my personalized plate."
Much like animals mark their territory by natural means, humans claim ownership of items by exposing said items to their flatulence.
Mustache: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
Dirty: F*@& you, I'll sit wherever the hell I want!
Mustache: Well, you should know that JC totally just personalized that sofa.
a variety of tapes that greenio recorded. it has creepypastas, and it infects your normal rom and will display a error code and there will be a japanese dialouge and it crashes your game
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.