1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a
pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2:
Dude, are you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!