pernos

a pernos is a non innapropriate way to say penis

yo that elephant has a huge pernos

by crazyboy0847 March 19, 2022

Pornoscopy

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.

What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.

by cyclopath August 22, 2010

Pernonin

A mix between "For" and "Pwning"

Julian: Say "Grannys are for pwning n00bs!"

Granny: Grannys are Pernonin n00bs!

Julian: *Facepalm*

by DrewpyDog7 November 8, 2011

pernus

A deformed willy

Rebecca has a pernus

by Thestrangelittlenubby November 9, 2013

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

Percosex

To have sex for an extended period of time, unable to ejaculate due to the high amount of oxycodone in the blood stream.

I had "percosex" last night for like 3 hours.

by perck poppin October 21, 2008

Penos

1. A common typing error for penis

2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension

1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?

Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!

2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!

Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!

by CreepyDude December 11, 2008