1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are
you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice):
Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us
straight to hades!