1.
Man 1:
Hey, if I buy you a
pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are you
gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!