a small man who is balding. USUALLY is under the influence of at least 3 alocholic beverages: however, this does not occur on monday.
by ~*~*~`emojoe`~*~*~ November 07, 2005
The act of buying useless detroyed cars, pretending to fix them, then just make them worse. Doing this act would normally be done to 3-6 cars simoutaneously, where as there is no real plan to fix them, it's more t turn your front alwn into a junkyard, not on purpose, but just because you suck.
by Steve the Dick April 22, 2006
To make a Tommy first sprinkle a little bit of Madden Mobile tryhard. Then add a little bit of awkward fuck. After that add a glaze of fire but sex and you got yourself a Tommy.
Tommy Perna is a straight-up bitch
by MAN THAT MAY BE GAY October 24, 2019